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Recent Media Coverage of Ulitmate Water Massage
THE ULTIMATE WATER
MASSAGE IS THE ULTIMATE MALL EXPERIENCE: something you'd only do when you realize you can't act
above it because you just ate at Orange Julius, fer chrissakes. It looks
like an iron lung that's been modified to work like a mini-car wash. And,
you know, it feels kinda good. You hop in wearing all your clothes (minus
shoes) and the thing closes over you, insulating your body with a plastic
(rubber?) sheet that keeps the water from actually getting you wet. You
get headphones with New Age-y accompaniment, and, after you've had the
pressure adjusted to your liking, you're allowed to control when and where
the roaming jets of water pause on your body. You'll want to keep that
steady stream goosing your privates, but you won't because you've got some
Shoreline yokels gawking at your backside. Vexing. Ultimate Water Massage,
364-1879, seven-minute massage $10, 12 minutes for $15, 20 minutes for
$20.
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Ulitmate Water Massage
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